Me:I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous I won't get jealous
Me:Who's this fucking whore
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nephilimaura:

where free-will is no longer relevant

nephilimaura:

where free-will is no longer relevant

(Source: vegan-hippie, via fitness-ecstasy)

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koishy:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

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Advice from Adventure Time (x)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stevet0ny:

I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP

#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’ 

I think if it weren’t for the fact that he keeps trying to kill everyone, Tony and Loki would actually be BFF

Thor would be getting calls at five in the morning from Tony, saying things like ‘Somehow Loki and I are in Vegas in a car neither of us remembers buying, dressed up in buffalo costumes and we might have gotten married. We have no money and there’s a passed out lounge singer in the trunk of our car. Call Pepper, tell her to send cash’

And Thor would have to get them out of whatever trouble they’d gotten into in their wacky adventures

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imawanchor:

hyrdopump:

imawanchor:

YOUR SKIN IS… PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD… YOU DON’T GO OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT… YOU’RE ALWAYS EATING AND DRINKING…

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE….

say it out loud sAY IT

…….. a blogger

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